From The "Wow" Files

Now I have seen everything.

I remember when there was only one choice of milk: the kind that came from a cow. This was in my early elementary years. In fourth and fifth grade, they added chocolate milk. I suppose strawberry milk got added sometime after I graduated high school.

But now, root beer flavored milk?!?! Seriously?

Someone taste it for me. I don't have the guts. Then tell me how it tastes.